Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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