Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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