Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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