I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
