ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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