Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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