do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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