if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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