Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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