do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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