How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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