try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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