so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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