Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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