Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need water and some morals
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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