he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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