dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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