Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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