when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
