Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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