Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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