My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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