Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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