he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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