I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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