I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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