This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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