it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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