We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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