Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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