Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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