I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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