we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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