Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My bed smells like the plague
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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