Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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