I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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