We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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