it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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