Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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