just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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