Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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