How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize