i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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