Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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