i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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