i need an iv and a liver transplant
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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