he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Couch. On fire.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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