writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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