please come you make the beer taste better
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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