Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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