My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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