note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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