I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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