To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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