I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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