Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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