If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
and she was petting her beer can
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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