Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I think i got beer on your cat.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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